"Father, I have sinned...
Of course you have. Cut to the chase. You want the numbers, the price. No need for ritual or form. It’s all the same. I've heard it before. You've done it before.
Maybe we should simplify. Modernise. Get with the program. Time to put up a list, or a website. www.confessmysins.somethingorother. Period since last confession; click: Sins committed; menu: Number of repeats; click: Terms and conditions; check box: Disclaimer not necessary: Submit button; click: Are you sure; yes/no; click: Moving graphic: please wait; processing.
That will be two Hail Marys and one Our Father. Come back soon.
Written for Trifecta: Week Fifty-Six
Using the word HEAL, in the context to restore to original purity or integrity <healed of sin>