Flight 33 is Departing........

(:33 words of advice for travelers:)

     Fly carefully
     Not off the handle, on the wall, or in the ointment
     Pigs might, but not you
     Half or weight, never Spanish
     Go fishing, not into a rage
     And of course time

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Written for Trifecta Challenge Week Eighty Five

The prompt is the word fly, the context:

  a : to move, pass, or spread quickly <rumors were flying>  

  b : to be moved with sudden extreme emotion <flew into a rage>  

  c : to seem to pass quickly <the time simply flew>